by Addicus | Nov 30, 2021 | Bomb!
When Your Ass Gets Passed by Da Bomb by Da Bomb https://mforge.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/BombBaBombBomb.mp3 November 30, 2021 Hey homies, just got back from visiting my cousins in Philly for Thanksgiving! That’s right, four days of games, movies, football, and...
by Addicus | Nov 16, 2021 | Whack!
Unstoppable, Yo! by Addicus https://mforge.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Addicus-Unstoppable.mp3 November 16, 2021 Yo, homies! I guess you probably heard the news by now: the haters came after Da Bomb! That’s right, those snowflakes in my cumbaya basketball...
by Addicus | Aug 4, 2021 | Whack!
Asshole Shark Attack by Da Bomb https://mforge.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Asshole_Shark.mp3 August 4, 2021 Yo, yo, yo! Long time, no Bomb, bitches! (That’s right, my moms says I can use curse words in my blog now that I’m 16 and shit!) So my East Coast cousins...
by Addicus | Jul 18, 2020 | Bomb!
July 18, 2019 Hey homies, checking in from the City of Brotherly Love, where Da Bomb is burning it up on the track, yo! I went to the track with my cuzin Lex to see how fast we could each run a mile. He was like some big high school track star, so he was all like, “I...
by Addicus | Jul 15, 2020 | Bomb!
July 15, 2020 Yo homies, I just found the BOMBEST book at the airport gift shop. I’m going to read it the whole way to Philly. My cuzins are going to love me,...
by Addicus | Jul 15, 2020 | Whack!
July 15, 2020 You are not gonna believe this homies! American Airlines is whack! As soon as I walked on the plane to Philly, some big-ass boomer in the first row jumped out of his seat and tackled me for no reason! He’s lucky I didn’t see him coming cuz you know I...
by Addicus | Jul 15, 2020 | Bomb!
July 15, 2020 My sister is like my biggest fan, yo! Much love, sis. I could not have done everything I have without your...
by Addicus | Jul 14, 2020 | Bomb!
July 14, 2020 Yo homies, long time, no Bomb!!! I didn’t mean to neglect y’all but Da Bomb has been da bizay! I got so much stuff going on, I need a schedule manager for my schedule manager, yo! Hope you’re all healthy and Corona-V free. You know that virus ain’t...
by Addicus | Jul 20, 2019 | Bomb!
July 20, 2020 Hey Pops, guess you won’t be telling me what I have to eat now, yo! 155 LBS, BOOM! It’s nothing but Saltine crackers and Diet Country Time Lemonade for Da Bomb from here on out.Uncle Mike gave me all kinds of tips on how to starve myself and lose all my...
by Addicus | Jun 19, 2019 | Whack!
June 19, 2019 Hey homies, they just announced that my flight to Philly has been diverted to Charlotte, NC. That is wicky, wicky whack! Good thing I’m flying first class or I would be hella mad, yo! The Hornets suck! My pops told me not to let anybody push me...
